Tiger Got Beat by a Wood

The news media has all had their panties in a bundle over the Tiger Woods incident recently. While I like juicy gossip more then most people, I am already bored with "Tigergate."

The reality of the situation is that we probably won't ever know what happened to cause that crash but if we want to speculate (and we do)..... Tiger's wife probably found out he was cheating, started chasing him around the house threatening to beat him to death with a golf club so he took off in the car to get away from her. Unfortunately he lost control of the car and crashed which gave her a GREAT opportunity to drag him out into the street and beat him senseless.

Now if this is actually what happened, I say more power to her. I am generally not an advocate of violence, but the moral of the story here is don't cheat on your wife and you won't get beaten in the face with your own golf club.

Clearly Tiger had never heard the saying "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"

Elin.... I am pretty sure since you look like this

you could take Tiger to court, get half his property and find yourself a new man.

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